Space Odyssey
2005.05.30 - Monday
Finally, the BBC docudrama "Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets" is going to be showing here on the
Discovery channel. Unfortunately, the Discovery channel seems to have given it the "American treatment",
changing the title to "Walking with Spacemen" and replacing the fantastic BBC narrator with some American
dolt who sounds more like he's narrating the Van Halen story than talking about future space exploration.
See for yourself here.
I'm just hoping that we'll still be able to get our hands on the BBC version of the DVD here.
Star Wars: Summed Up
2005.05.28 - Saturday
Orson Scott Card reviews "Revenge of the Sith"
This is a wonderful Star Wars review that, despite being titled a review of "Sith", really touches on
the series as a whole. It really does illustrate how much of a shame the whole thing is. If only George had
simply come up with the story, and then let actual film professionals do the work. That's what happened with
"The Empire Strikes Back". If only the whole series was as good.
Shuttle delays
2005.05.26 - Thursday
The Shuttle is
heading back to its hanger to have the main fuel tank replaced for more fears of
ice buildup. Apparently the new tank has a heater designed to prevent this from happening. Personally,
I can't believe what an amazingly ingenious solution this is. I can see now where all of that money goes.
Seriously? A heater? That probably should have been one of the first things to go on the new fuel tanks
after it was concluded that breaking ice crippled Columbia and led to her disintegration during re-entry.
What the hell has NASA been doing for 2 years if they're only now adding a heater to the fuel tank? Granted,
I'm no rocket scientist, but from a lowly mortal's common sense point of view, this just looks like another
shining example of NASA's self-handicapping bureaucracy.
I can't start going off on NASA right now. Something like that is going to take time.
Gallery update
2005.05.25 - Wednesday
I've added one new shot to the gallery. It's a little ways down the page; the "Dead Like Me" shot
with the train. Only one shot to go before the gallery is up to date.
Band of Brothers
2005.05.25 - Wednesday
I've started watching HBO's "Band of Brothers" series again recently, and actually forgot how good
it really is. Maybe I'm just noticing more of the detail the second time around, I'm not sure. I seem
to remember reading recently that HBO was working on a pacific theatre version of the series, which I'm
sure will be just as entertaining. Still, for the most part, I'm glad that the world war 2 fad seems to
have passed as far as television and films go. Spielberg showed everyone how to make a war film with
"Saving Private Ryan", and at the moment there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of new ground to cover.
It's too bad the game industry can't follow the same path. Publishers keep commissioning new WW2 games
almost daily, and developers keep churning out what is basically the same shooter game over and over. No
one cares anymore. That ground has been walked over so many times it's now a muddy pool of sludge. Leave
it alone for a while guys. Try making something new for once.
Revenge of the Sith
2005.05.24 - Tuesday
My thoughts on the latest and "final" Star Wars film couldn't be summed up better than with
Star Slattern's review.
The movie is God awful. "Sith" is easily the most disappointing of the new trilogy if only because
this time, the dropped ball is much bigger, heavier, and falling from a greater height. It's almost
criminal what Lucas has done to the franchise, and it fills me with sorrow to think of what real
film makers could have done with such an idea.
I would say that if you removed Jar Jar Binks from "The Phantom Menace", that film is probably the
best of the prequels. Still, you can see a pattern in the Star Wars movies that begins with "Return of
the Jedi", when Lucas first began to have complete and total control over his creation, and ends with
"Sith". With each film, the story and characters are driven by increasingly childish motivations, until
eventually in "Sith", Anikan Skywalker is turned to the dark side because someone stole his toy. Darth
Vader, reduced to nothing but a whining child who didn't get his way. It's a train of thought that only
an eight year old can identify with, and the movie leaves people who are any older back at the station.
My advice would be to try and enjoy the original trilogy, and to forget that these new ones were
ever made.
Jumping puzzles
2005.05.22 - Sunday
I can't stand jumping puzzles in shooter games. I don't mind them in things like Mario, or the few
you'll find in Metroid games, because those jumping puzzles feel more acrobatic and rarely result in
the player's immediate death if not completed flawlessly. I started playing "Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast"
again this weekend and immediately became frustrated with the jumping puzzles. The game also has an
annoying tendency to kill you if you get stuck in a closing door or have your toe mistakenly placed
in an elevator shaft. I remember "Turok: Dinosaur Hunter" had the worst jumping puzzles I'd ever seen;
dozens and dozens of consecutive jumps between platforms that were no bigger than the size of your feet,
suspended above dark, bottomless pits. Yeah, great level design guys!
I'm glad games seem to be moving away from jumping puzzles, however slowly. In truth, a lot of these
annoying nuggets wouldn't be nearly as annoying if developers would focus more time on improving the "feel"
of the jump in a first person games. Most of the time, it's just so hard to figure out exactly where you're
standing, or how far away a platform is. There's just no excuse for having a bad jumping system in this day
and age, since it's been done well before. Oh, and another thing. If the character can jump in the game, then
they should be able to grab onto ledges and pull themselves up! Come on people, it's not that hard!
Fibre Optic
2005.05.20 - Friday
Yesterday everyone at Atmosphere got the chance to learn, from the horse's mouth at Panavision,
how digital cameras actually work. I'm not talking about the digital cameras you buy at Future Shop,
I'm talking about the ones they use to shoot television and films; big, expensive, HD digital cameras.
During the discussion about some of the cameras in the near future, our "teacher", for lack of a
better word, briefly mentioned what will be possible in the future with fibre optic networks.
Fibre optic networks aren't new, really, but they also aren't wide spread. For the last decade or
so, a lot of the major telecommunications companies have been building their fibre optic networks in
the background. Today, for the most part, they're just sitting there, unused. The day will come however,
maybe sooner than you think, when these networks reach a certain saturation point and can essentially
take over all of the data transfer that's currently happening on more traditional wires. When that
happens, and every home gets wired with fibre just as they're wired with phone lines today, it will,
in our teacher's words, "change everything".
We're talking bandwidth. Huge amount of bandwidth. Enough to stream dozens if not hundreds of HD
resolution channels into every home. Television will no longer exist, for all intents and purposes, as
internet access will have become so fast that a person could watch any stream they want, originating
from anywhere in the world, completely online. By the time this happens, it won't be so far fetched to
think we'll have razor thin displays capable of incredible image quality be as standard as a television
is today. Maybe homes will be built with digital paper walls, touch sensitive and completely configurable.
Don't like the colour of a room? Simply change it. That sort of thing isn't
even exciting compared to what will be possible with the sheer amount of information that our civilization
will be able to move around.
Consider that today, from a camera point of view, a typical HD channel is extremely compressed. They
compress it as much as possible, as much as they can before you'll notice. Even today's HD
cameras are capable of recording images of unbelievable crispness, and the ones on the horizon are even
better. There is no reason why, in the future, an image displayed through your television or right on
your wall can't be completely indistinguishable from reality. If you could bring someone from today into
the future and see one of these displays and the data it will be showing, they wouldn't be able to distinguish
it from a window.
It will happen. Maybe not in five years, or even ten, but it will happen, and I'll live to see it.
More E3
2005.05.19 - Thursday
I've never been to E3, but it seems to me, at least from a news point of view, that the show
is pretty boring after the press conferences are over. Unless you're amazingly interested in a
particular game, there aren't going to be any other surprises or big points of discussion. I
don't really have an interest in watching 50 in-game videos from "Call of Duty: Another Boring
Expansion", but that's what's served up on all of the gaming news sites once the big press shows
are over.
I'm not sure they can do anything to change this, or even if they should. From what I can gather,
once E3 actually begins, all people do is wander around the show looking at the flashing lights and
hot girls, until they find out about some party or another, and go to that for the rest of the day,
evening, night, and morning.
All I'm saying is that it would be nice if the show didn't follow a template every year. If you
aren't actually there, it's boring as hell.
BC Liberals / E3
2005.05.18 - Wednesday
Thank God the Liberals are back in. It's too bad that the NDP won so many seats, but it's not
exactly surprising. I'll be interested to see how the STV vote turns out. In general, I'm going to
try and keep the politics to a minimum. It's not that I don't care about politics, it's just that
there are much more interesting things going on in the world.
Speaking of which, Nintendo's E3 conference was once again the best of the three, even if what
they had to show wasn't as interesting as Sony's offerings. Have you watched the Sony conference?
Ugh! It's two hours of boring tech demos, graphs, pie charts, and computer programmers and engineers
with monotone speaking voices.
The technology is exciting, but the people who developed it are not.
Revolution
2005.05.17 - Tuesday
What looks like publicity art for Nintendo's next console, the Revolution, has emerged out of
E3 today. The design of the system is awesome. I figured that Sony's Playstation 3 would win the
aesthetics competition, but their rounded silver case doesn't even come close to matching what
Nintendo has come up with.
Of course, the downside to having such a small, sleek system is power. We'll find out for sure
later today, but it's sounding more and more like the Revolution will be a distant third in the
hardware department. I'm not sure how Nintendo is planning to deal with this. I'm not a person who
thinks graphics are all there is to games, but from a real world point of view, you have to at
least keep pace. What the PS3 is going to be able to bring to the table in terms of graphics is
going to be amazing. I'm not sure what Nintendo is thinking, but we'll see.
The mainstream gaming battle will be fought between Sony and Microsoft. I've already decided
that I will buy one of these two companies' consoles in addition to the Revolution, but I'm not
sure which one yet. So far, the PS3 looks to be the best choice to me, but there's still a year or
so before it comes out, so that's plenty of time to make up my mind.
E3
2005.05.16 - Monday
Tomorrow, E3, the Electronic Entertainment Expo, unofficially begins with the pre-show press
shows that will be put on by Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. It is through these shows that we'll
be getting first glimpses at the Playstation 3 and perhaps the Nintendo Revolution. With the next
Xbox already out of the closet, it will be interesting to see what Sony has lined up.
As for Nintendo, who knows. They seem to be trying to position themselves in a self-made bubble,
where they will never be number one again, but instead can make just enough money to continue doing
whatever the hell they want to do. At this point Nintendo's next console, the Revolution, is a
mystery to everyone. Nintendo claims it will change the way people play games. I don't know what that
means. People have speculated that it means everything from a controller that tilts, to full blown
stereoscopic graphics, and everything in between. There will be some kind of wireless network support,
and Nintendo has registered a patent that has something to do with "positioning the camera". Most of
the gaming sites are having better luck reading tea leaves than they are trying to figure out what
the Revolution will be. Maybe we'll find out tomorrow.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
Babylon 5
2005.05.15 - Sunday
Over the past year or so I've been re-watching Babylon 5, and just this morning finished watching
the final episode. It really is a great show, and only seems to get better with age. I've watched the
series all the way through three or four times now, and each time the characters seem to have more
weight, more meaning, more significance.
Everything about Babylon 5 has now become timeless. The sets and costumes don't seem to evoke a
certain 20th century decade, and neither does the dialogue. The effects are out of date enough that
it no longer matters how old they are; like the original Star Trek series or Star Wars films, you
just accept them and move on. Even the story, ripped straight from "The Lord of the Rings", about
and ancient evil and the struggle to defeat it, will never age or tarnish. Even more shocking is some
of the dialogue towards the end of the series. Speeches and conversations that seem to get closer to
the meanings of existence than anything else in any other series, delivered through characters that
you can genuinely believe exist.
Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I don't think so. I'm more convinced than ever that
Babylon 5 will still be as good fifty years from now. How many shows can you say that about?
Gallery is up
2005.05.14 - Saturday
I've got the new gallery up at last. There are still a few more shots to add to it; a couple of
"Stargate: Atlantis" shots as well as some "Dead Like Me", but for now it's good enough. Let me
know what you think. Comments are always welcome.
Heavy formation
2005.05.13 - Friday
Okay, so maybe it's not a "heavy" formation, but I'd say it's relatively so, considering
that we're only used to seeing smaller aircraft fly together.
This is some kind of ceremonial fly-by for Zip's last flight. I'd call it more of a
celebration, since we don't have to see airplanes with those God awful colour schemes anymore.
Whoever designed that should never be allowed to work again, and whoever approved it should be
killed.
Revenge of the Sith review
2005.05.12 - Thursday
Sith-Boom-Bah!
Now, to be fair, I've seen a few positive reviews of the next Star Wars movie,
written by people who admit that the first two parts of the new trilogy are shit.
However, these reviews were also written by people who love Star Wars, so I'm a little
more inclined to believe them than I am to believe this guy's view.
He seems to be the quintessential movie critic, interested only in movies about real
life, possibly because he doesn't have one of his own, instead of movies about space
empires in distant galaxies.
I'm reserving judgment until I see it.
New Website Design
2005.05.12 - Thursday
Obviously, I've redesigned the site. There wasn't really anything wrong with
the old design, but I felt that it needed a change. Also, the old site used frames,
which I've eliminated here. Actually, Sarah showed me how to setup this site using
using templates, so now it's super easy to change design elements on the fly. You
just have to tweak a couple of master files, and the changes are instantly updated
on every page you have.
God, I remember creating my first website using Tripod's horribly limiting page
creation tool. After that I moved into straight Notepad, which was just a horrible
experience, but at least I could do whatever I wanted. I'm so glad that we have modern
website creating software suites. I would never, in a million years, want to go back.
Making websites using Notepad is like trying to paint with cooking oil and food colouring.
What I don't get is why some people actually like to be "closer to the code", talking as if
they have a special relationship with it. We aren't talking about God here people, it's a
piece of software. I don't sit around wishing I could manually program my 3D scene files.
I want the computer to do as much of the work as possible. That's the whole point of why
we invented machines in the first place.
I'm still working on updating the parts of the site that have to do with my work.
Believe it or not, I've actually been doing something during the last several months! In the next
month or two I'll be uploading a new gallery and resume. I'll get to work on a new reel some time
in the future. No rush at the moment.
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